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Cranium Couture Shorts

Stand up and show some damn respect.

It's time to give a standing ovation to our fellow awe-inspiring drivers who've mastered the art of being mind-bogglingly average. These majestic creatures, who couldn't outdrive a sloth on tranquilizers, have graciously gifted us with endless laughter, buckets of sympathy tears, and a burning desire to gift-wrap them a GPS.

So let's celebrate the mediocrity with the Cranium Couture Collection and these pigment black embroidered thigh covers that’ll have everyone slow clapping your presence.

Product Details:

  • White embroidery
  • Printed waistband label
  • 9oz (300 gm) 80% cotton/20% polyester blend
  • Elastic waistband with flat drawcord
  • Sewn eyelets
  • Sewn fly detail
  • Back pocket & Jersey lined hand pockets
  • Relaxed fit with tapered knee opening

Cranium Couture Shorts ship on June 29th.

Embrace the humor and celebrate the average with the Cranium Couture Shorts. Made from a comfortable 80% cotton/20% polyester blend, these shorts feature a relaxed fit and durable construction. Perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and want to honor the everyday driver.

Not Famous Racing Driver - Cranium Couture Shorts

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Cranium Couture Shorts

Stand up and show some damn respect.

It's time to give a standing ovation to our fellow awe-inspiring drivers who've mastered the art of being mind-bogglingly average. These majestic creatures, who couldn't outdrive a sloth on tranquilizers, have graciously gifted us with endless laughter, buckets of sympathy tears, and a burning desire to gift-wrap them a GPS.

So let's celebrate the mediocrity with the Cranium Couture Collection and these pigment black embroidered thigh covers that’ll have everyone slow clapping your presence.

Product Details:

  • White embroidery
  • Printed waistband label
  • 9oz (300 gm) 80% cotton/20% polyester blend
  • Elastic waistband with flat drawcord
  • Sewn eyelets
  • Sewn fly detail
  • Back pocket & Jersey lined hand pockets
  • Relaxed fit with tapered knee opening

Cranium Couture Shorts ship on June 29th.

Embrace the humor and celebrate the average with the Cranium Couture Shorts. Made from a comfortable 80% cotton/20% polyester blend, these shorts feature a relaxed fit and durable construction. Perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and want to honor the everyday driver.

Not Famous Racing Driver - Cranium Couture Shorts
Not Famous Racing Driver - Cranium Couture Shorts

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